{"id":884,"date":"2012-11-29T11:11:31","date_gmt":"2012-11-29T10:11:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.blackadderhall.com\/?p=884"},"modified":"2012-11-29T11:11:31","modified_gmt":"2012-11-29T10:11:31","slug":"new-blackadder-sketch-performed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.blackadderhall.com\/?p=884","title":{"rendered":"New Blackadder Sketch Performed"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_897\" style=\"width: 546px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.blackadderhall.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/rowanatkinsontonyrobinson2012wama536.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-897\" class=\"size-full wp-image-897\" title=\"rowanatkinsontonyrobinson2012wama536\" src=\"https:\/\/www.blackadderhall.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/rowanatkinsontonyrobinson2012wama536.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"536\" height=\"235\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-897\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Blackadder &amp; Baldrick - image copyright The Princes Trust<\/p><\/div>\n<p><strong>Update:<\/strong> The Prince&#8217;s Trust charity have confirmed that this sketch will NOT be broadcast on television. I will endeavour to locate the full script and publish it here on Blackadder Hall.<\/p>\n<p>A new Blackadder sketch written by Ben Elton and starring both Rowan Aktinson and Tony Robinson was performed last evening at a special charity gala event &#8220;We Are Most Amused&#8221; in aid of the Prince&#8217;s Trust. The 13 minute sketch was all about the banks, bankers and banking crisis.<\/p>\n<p>In the sketch, Rowan played the role of Sir Edmund Blackadder, chief executive of the Melchett, Melchett &amp; Darling bank. While Tony was Sodoff Baldrick, Blackadder&#8217;s gardener.<\/p>\n<p>In the sketch, Sir Edmund was called before a parliamentary inquiry into the banking crisis. The woman chairing the inquiry was played by Miranda Hart (from Miranda and Call the Midwife), with her deputies played by Helen Lederer (Absolutely Fabulous) and Sanjeev Bhasker (The Khumars at No42).<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a couple of short clips:<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"720\" height=\"405\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/DhBg5aW1-UU?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-GB&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"720\" height=\"405\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Mr7cYEVeJso?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-GB&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"720\" height=\"405\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/C-1GpNEgvgY?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-GB&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Below is a sample of the dialogue (Source:\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.telegraph.co.uk\/culture\/9710828\/Rowan-Atkinson-stars-in-new-Blackadder-sketch...-on-bankers.html\" target=\"_blank\">Telegraph.co.uk<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Blackadder:<\/strong> \u201cThe task of this inquiry is to identify those responsible and if necessary to apportion blame. To help I would like to call a witness to the inquiry. I would like to call my gardener\u2026 Mr Sodoff Baldrick.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>Enter Baldrick in grubby overalls.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Madam Chair<\/strong> <em>[to Baldrick]<\/em>: \u201cI\u2019m sorry, could you tell me your first name again?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Baldrick:<\/strong> \u201cSodoff.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Madam Chair:<\/strong> \u201cWell, I was only asking. Your witness, Sir Edmund.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Blackadder:<\/strong> \u201cThank you, Madam Chair. Before we begin, Baldrick, kindly assure the inquiry that you are here of your own volition.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Baldrick:<\/strong> \u201cI can\u2019t do that, my lord.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Blackadder:<\/strong> \u201cWhy not?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Baldrick:<\/strong> \u201cI don\u2019t know what \u2018volition\u2019 means.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Blackadder<\/strong> <em>[long-sufferingly]:<\/em> \u201cDid you come here on your own initiative?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Baldrick:<\/strong> \u201cNo, my lord. I came on my bike.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Madam Chair:<\/strong> \u201cWhy is the witness calling you \u2018my lord\u2019, Sir Edmund?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Blackadder:<\/strong> \u201cBecause I bought a peerage at the parliamentary gift shop on my way in. There\u2019s a selection of honours for sale next to the Big Ben snow globes. So, Baldrick\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Baldrick:<\/strong> \u201cI wish to address the charwoman!\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Madam Chair:<\/strong> \u201cI\u2019m afraid she\u2019s busy polishing the Speaker\u2019s gavel.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Female deputy chair:<\/strong> \u201cDoesn\u2019t Mrs Bercow normally do that?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Madam Chair:<\/strong> \u201cYes, but not this morning. She\u2019s got an FHM calendar shoot followed by a meeting of Attention-Seekers Anonymous with Mrs Mensch and that mad cow that went into the jungle. Don\u2019t you follow Twitter?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Update: The Prince&#8217;s Trust charity have confirmed that this sketch will NOT be broadcast on television. I will endeavour to locate the full script and publish it here on Blackadder Hall. A new Blackadder sketch written by Ben Elton and starring both Rowan Aktinson and Tony Robinson was performed last evening at a special charity [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-884","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cast-crew","category-specials"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.blackadderhall.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/884","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.blackadderhall.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.blackadderhall.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.blackadderhall.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.blackadderhall.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=884"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.blackadderhall.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/884\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.blackadderhall.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=884"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.blackadderhall.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=884"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.blackadderhall.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=884"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}