{"id":45,"date":"2011-10-11T12:49:20","date_gmt":"2011-10-11T12:49:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tonenoir.co.uk\/?page_id=23"},"modified":"2011-10-11T12:49:20","modified_gmt":"2011-10-11T12:49:20","slug":"blackadder-goes-forth","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.blackadderhall.com\/?page_id=45","title":{"rendered":"Blackadder Goes Forth"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>THE WESTERN FRONT 1917:\u00a0<\/strong>Captain Blackadder, joined the British Army when it was little more than a travel agency for gentlemen with an abnormally high sex drive. Now he&#8217;s twenty yards from a lot of heavily armed people who want to kill him. Worse still, his brother officer is a man whose family brain cell is gathering dust in a pawn shop in Dunstable, and Baldrick is in charge of the cooking.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Regular cast:<\/strong><br \/>\nCaptain Edmund Blackadder &#8211; Rowan Atkinson<br \/>\nPrivate S. Baldrick &#8211; Tony Robinson<br \/>\nGeneral Sir Anthony Cecil Hogmanay Melchett &#8211; Stephen Fry<br \/>\nLieutenant The Honourable George Colhurst St. Barleigh &#8211; Hugh Laurie<br \/>\nCaptain Kevin Darling &#8211; Tim McInnerny<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n\n<hr \/>\n<p><strong>Plan A: Captain Cook<\/strong><br \/>\nFirst broadcast on 28th September 1989<\/p>\n<p>When General Haig unveils his new strategy to move his drinks cabinet six inches closer to Berlin, Blackadder volunteers to be Official War Artist.<\/p>\n<p>General Melchett is looking for an artist for a special assignment.<\/p>\n<p>Extra cast:<br \/>\nThere is no special guest in this show (unless you include the cat)<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><strong>Plan B: Corporal Punishment<\/strong><br \/>\nFirst broadcast on 5th October 1989<\/p>\n<p>Orders for Operation Insanity arrive and Blackadder breaches regulations by eating the messenger. Can the Flanders Pigeon Murderer avoid the firing squad?<\/p>\n<p>In avoiding orders from Geneepisdes ral Melchett, Edmund eats a messenger pigeon, which turns out to be a court-martial offense.<\/p>\n<p>Extra cast:<br \/>\nCorporal Perkins &#8211; Jeremy Hardy<br \/>\nCorporal Jones &#8211; Stephen Frost<br \/>\nPrivate Fraser &#8211; Lee Cornes<br \/>\nPrivate Robinson &#8211; Paul Mark Elliott<br \/>\nPrivate Tipplewick &#8211; Jeremy Gittins<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><strong>Plan C: Major Star<\/strong><br \/>\nFirst broadcast on 12th October 1989<\/p>\n<p>The Russian Revolution produced two more appalling results: an offensive by Germany and a really offensive Charlie Chaplin impression by Baldrick.<\/p>\n<p>In order to boost the troop&#8217;s morale, Edmund organizes a show with hopes of taking the revue to London.<\/p>\n<p>Extra cast:<br \/>\nDriver Parkhurst &#8211; Gabrielle Glaister<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><strong>Plan D: Private Plane<\/strong><br \/>\nFirst broadcast on 19th October 1989<\/p>\n<p>German machine guns in front, British firing squads behind &#8211; the only way out is tiddly-up-up.<\/p>\n<p>Edmund joins the Air Corp and crashes behind the enemy lines with Baldrick. Lord Flashheart battles Baron von Richthoven (Adrian Edmondson) to rescue him.<\/p>\n<p>Extra cast:<br \/>\nSquadron Commander Lord Flasheart &#8211; Rik Mayall<br \/>\nBaron von Richtoven &#8211; Adrian Edmunson<br \/>\nDriver Parkhurst &#8211; Gabrielle Glaister<br \/>\nLieutenant von Gerhardt &#8211; Hugo E Blik<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><strong>Plan E: General Hospital<\/strong><br \/>\nFirst broadcast on 26th October 1989<\/p>\n<p>The secret of the Great Plan is out. Ordered to find a spy in hospital, Blackadder spots a man with a strong German accent, a beautiful nurse and a chance for three weeks in bed.<\/p>\n<p>Edmund is assigned to find a spy in a hospital, which has a beautiful nurse and a man with a strong German accent called &#8220;Smith&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Extra cast:<br \/>\nNurse Mary &#8211; Miranda Richardson<br \/>\nBrigadier Smith &#8211; Bill Wallis<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><strong>Plan F: Goodbyeee<\/strong><br \/>\nFirst broadcast on 2nd November 1989<\/p>\n<p>Millions have died but the troops have advanced no further than an asthmatic ant with some heavy shopping. Now at last the final big push looms&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The big push is coming, so Edmund goes mad. Will a last minute call to Field Marshal Haig save him?<\/p>\n<p>Extra cast:<br \/>\nField Marshall Dougie Haig &#8211; Geoffrey Palmer<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><strong>Trivia:<\/strong><br \/>\nImpress your friends with some useless trivia from the Blackadder Goes Forth archives.<\/p>\n<p>In the opening titles, Melchett and Darling were orginally sitting on horseback. This was changed when Melchett&#8217;s horse went a bit loopy when the band started playing.<br \/>\nBen Elton is a huge fan of the WWII comedy series Dad&#8217;s Army. A corporal Jones even appears in one episode.<br \/>\nBen Elton often refers to Goodbyeee as &#8220;Over the Top&#8221;.<br \/>\nThe script for Goodbyeee called for a single pen up the nose &#8211; however someone thought that two pencils would be funnier.<br \/>\nThe final scene in Goodbyeee is ranked as one of TVs top ten funniest moments of all time.<br \/>\nI still don&#8217;t know what Bob Massingbird was dubbed over in the episode &#8220;Corporal Punishment&#8221;.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><strong>Other people that may be important:<\/strong><br \/>\nOther people whose job titles always appear on the back of the programs you get at local theatrical emporiums.<\/p>\n<p>Written by &#8211; Richard Curtis and Ben Elton<br \/>\nDirector &#8211; Richard Boden<br \/>\nProducer &#8211; John Lloyd<br \/>\nTitle Music Composed and Arranged by &#8211; Howard Goodall<br \/>\nPlayed by &#8211; The Band of the 3rd Battalion The Royal Anglian Regiment (The Pompadours)<br \/>\nBandmaster &#8211; Tim Parkinson<br \/>\nP\/BR &#8211; 647989 Libotte, J<br \/>\nVis\/E &#8211; 110143 Turner, R<br \/>\nTech\/Co &#8211; 364007 Massen, D<br \/>\nV\/M &#8211; 420372 Abbott, C<br \/>\nVTE &#8211; 614981 Wadsworth, C<br \/>\nCm\/S &#8211; 841842 Hoare, J<br \/>\nS\/Svr &#8211; 733731 Deane, M<br \/>\nDep\/Svr. &#8211; 713429 Way, N<br \/>\nL\/Dr &#8211; 988212 Bristow, R<br \/>\nP\/Mgr &#8211; 323476 Cooper, D<br \/>\nP\/Att &#8211; 114209 Sharples, V<br \/>\nAFM &#8211; 529614 Kennedy, J<br \/>\nC\/Dgr &#8211; 368807 Hardinge, A<br \/>\nM\/V Dgr &#8211; 82641 Noble, C<br \/>\nDgr &#8211; 404371 Hull, C<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>THE WESTERN FRONT 1917:\u00a0Captain Blackadder, joined the British Army when it was little more than a travel agency for gentlemen with an abnormally high sex drive. Now he&#8217;s twenty yards from a lot of heavily armed people who want to kill him. Worse still, his brother officer is a man whose family brain cell is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":38,"menu_order":4,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"sidebar-page.php","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-45","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry","post"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/P54TBn-J","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":340,"url":"https:\/\/www.blackadderhall.com\/?page_id=340","url_meta":{"origin":45,"position":0},"title":"A Chronology of Time","author":"admin","date":"12 October 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"Blackadder: A Chronology of Time Written by: Sam Liddicott Music by: The Turd workshop. Estimated running time: 90 minutes. 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