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Opening
[music - royal type of fanfare]
Camera pans down to see Rowan Atkinson sitting behind a desk in the state room of Buckingham Palace.
[captions - Sir Osmond Darling-Blackadder - Keeper of the Queen's lawn sprinklers]
Scene 1 - sitting down in the palace:
Her Majesty the Queen requests and commands to celebrate her Golden Jubilee. She will be hosting a classical music concert and rock concert here at Buckingham Palace; entry will be open to everyone and will be entirely free.
[standing up]
Now absolutely not!
We don't want thousands of people wandering around here willy-nilly, leaving orange peel on the petunias and frightening the corgies.
Scene 2 - outside in shrubbery area:
I said to her, I said you're the Queen not Fatboy Slim.
Scene 3 - outside on the lawn:
I mean, it will be just an absolute scrum, you wont be able to move there will be people here and here and here.
[montage of footage with voice over about the concerts]
Scene 4 - close up back in area of scene 2:
Oh yes, if I had my way it won't be happening.
[montage of footage with voice over about the concerts]
Closing scene - i.e. a shot of Buckingham Palace:
And here
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